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Kristine's avatar

As one who still lives with an outhouse 365 days of the year…I actually think they are the bomb as a help to mitigating climate change. The amount of water we save!!! All that aside, our outhouse is a thing of beauty, set up as a composting system so it never gets full. I fill it with fresh flowers and lavender from the garden, pine boughs in the winter…it’s become such a peaceful and quiet space that I feel awkward having a poop in someone’s house🤣 TMI? Love your voice Kelsey, and take much delight in the privilege of reading your words.

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Kelsey Andrews's avatar

Thank you for this Kristine! I hadn’t thought about the environmental goodness of outhouses before. Yours sounds much better smelling than the ones at The Lake!

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B.A. Lampman's avatar

Your poem ❤️‍🔥. Killer!

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Kelsey Andrews's avatar

Aww, thanks!

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David P. Smith's avatar

Agreed. The closing line is a dagger.

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Heide Horeth's avatar

I spent some summers in southern Austria with my aunt uncle and cousins. They lived in a five hundred year old house at the base of a mountain called Galotz. The outhouse was outside, and one had to climb down 30 something steep stairs to get to it. I was afraid of the deep hole and I didn’t like the space between the boards, that of course let in some necessary light. Squares of newspaper was our toilet paper. At night I asked for a bedpan. My mother said I was too old for such a thing but my aunt was a sweetheart and placed one under my bed. In my mind there’s no age limit to having a bedpan, even now I think that. Lol. I rarely needed it but it was a comfort. I’ll just add that bath time consisted of warming pails of water on top of a most unusual wood cook stove. The tub was a long metal basin that got pulled out into the entry hall and was filled for bathing. Since I was company, I got the first round of fresh water. Good days for a child to be part of. I loved it. Simple is good, and while I wouldn’t trade running water and a flushing toilet the experience was invaluable. Thanks for the memory refresh.

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Kelsey Andrews's avatar

Thanks for this, Heide! I agree - it’s so wonderful to have the experience, even if I wouldn’t necessarily want it everyday.

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Heide Horeth's avatar

I think that's why one loves camping. Great to get away...great to come home to a shower, a bed, a stove and refrigerator! win-win

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Kelsey Andrews's avatar

Exactly!

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Caroline Lowther's avatar

Yes to lake smells and outhouses. I swam in muskeg potholes and often wonder if climate change has dried them all up. I live closer to the ocean and appreciate that smell too. But I don’t sink and dissolve in the ocean like I do in silky lake water. And outhouses….haven’t been in one for a while but I know the smell well and still remember sharing two holers. Thank you for the memories

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